"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
- the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.